“Nobody’s lookin’ at you. I promise.”

What if the weed made me invisible?!

The music is from the Thor: Ragnarok soundtrack. It’s The Grandmaster’s Theme, by Mark Mothersbough. And it regularly fucks your mom. 

He clearly knows he’s nowhere near good enough to make a good film that stays true to the game & he’s scared of badly screwing it up if he tried, but he wants the work so he’s decided to bullshit his way through this whole thing & just make a safe predictable film he’s comfortable with & get paid, which is…

Not sure this is the right tool to clean up ass messes. ;)

Don’t take this the wrong way, but your wife sounds difficult.

Made me think of this:

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Years ago a coworker was telling us how he walked all the way up with all the other skiers at tuckermans and got to the top. He was putting on his skis when one slipped and went alllllllll the way back down to the bottom. He had to walk back down the long ass line of people holding onto one ski which of course lead to…

The flying car is not really a technological problem: it’s a people problem.

Holy Crap!

Any response other than “We paid a bunch of money for this, and we’re going to use it everywhere we can, for as long as our contract allows” is a lie.

Kodi’s semi-legal media player software

Even just the number of times his fingers are within a couple of inches of white-hot metal. Just wow, lol.

This dude hates gloves/his hands?

For it to suck, you should add the amount of work you did back then for example lets take a viking age maille armour: First off, making iron by first finding ore( +making charcoal ), roasting it, smelting it, whacking out the impurities by folding a few times ( all this with hammers ). Then making wire from the block…

In other news, Santa Claus isn’t real.

In other news, water is wet.

I watched the first 5 minutes of it

“You’re”