First Musk shows us his D, and now he’s showing us his semi.

My favorite part of that scene is that Dwight quickly opens and closes the fridge as he runs by.

I just got my hands on some gopro footage of a terror attack on a Russian airport. It is believed that millions of Americans (many of them teenagers ) had a part in this vicious attack on innocent Russian civilians. Don’t believe the American lies. This is truth comrades.

I’m so confused as to why this is weird or creepy.

Firm no.

Wait what? So you’re saying she shouldn’t get banned for stealing?

For anyone interested but too lazy to gew-gul it... Wikipedia page

Excuse me sir. Those are not pumpkins. Those are machines with pumpkin parts.

that movie made me cry

Ugh. Goddamit. Just keep your fucking hands to yourselves. What the fuck is wrong with people. I’m 40 years old and have managed not to grope or otherwise touch people in an unwanted fashion. What the fuck is so hard about that? Just fucking stop it.

Yeah dude, I do the grocery shopping so I always make sure I grab a dozen roses and some sugary coffee monstrosity on my way home. I’m not dropping $70 on a floral arrangement every week, but I like to think it shows her that I’m always thinking about her, even when I’m going about the most routine aspects of my life.

How often do you actually get flowers and need a vase to put them in? On your birthday, maybe? When a family member passes?

...but it is used regularly by the sarcastic, although that usage often goes over the heads of those that are humor-impaired.

Irregardless is two words. Irre gardless

Bone apple teeth

gahhhhhhhhhh!

They omitted the most interesting part (to me, anyway), which is how a steel cylinder is turned into a sphere. The video cuts from a clip of long steel cylinders being cut into chunks, to a scene of molten steel balls on a conveyor belt. I need to know the rest of the story.

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.