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This is the moment in the concert where the lead singer mentions your town: “Yo! Like, I totally OWN of those!”

Truck with actual nuts hanging down: Kind of funny. Maybe even a bit original.
Truck with “truck nuts”: Just another thing stupid rednecks like.

Why don't I understand what is happening in this article? 

Oh man I love this so much. It’s like a HotWheels fever dream. I literally guffawed at the picture of the rear end. It’s so silly. Like, dual-triple exhausts, who would even?

MHRIM: (thinking to himself while reading response) Damn it. He answered me honestly and did not hide his repulsive liberal pinko bias. And he did it in less than four words. Think man think man, how am I going to do this, still have to hit a home run here, still batting 1.000, you’re a damn winner, you can do this)

The Disney+ package includes Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN bundled together.

Feels like there should be an explosion behind him.

Honk and the idiot in front of me learns the light is green.

Ford Bronco factory circa Spring 2020:

You just KNOW this means that every new Bronco will have people slapping red R decals on the grill.

Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.

I had a toy truck with that same paint scheme! It was a favorite.

7-speed manual transmission is hard to wrap my brain around. Must be a Fast & Furious thing.

I learned this trick from my Uncle. Always give you wedding gift in cash and don’t seal the envelope. When you get to the wedding, if they have an open bar, seal it and give it to the lovely couple. If they don’t have an open bar take out half the cash, seal it and give it to the lovely couple.

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I had an Adobe Sales team member run us through their new features before re-upping the enterprise sub (honestly, you can’t work in the profession without Adobe products, FML) and he reiterated multiple times that these tools (content aware fill, object selection tool) are meant to be shortcuts with edits, not a

It’s gotta be a subdivision street, pre houses. 

I have no idea what this reference is, but that gif is cool

release the smoke monster!

I can’t believe that Beats made it onto a “best of” list.