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This is the moment in the concert where the lead singer mentions your town: “Yo! Like, I totally OWN of those!”

Truck with actual nuts hanging down: Kind of funny. Maybe even a bit original.
Truck with “truck nuts”: Just another thing stupid rednecks like.

Why don't I understand what is happening in this article? 

Oh man I love this so much. It’s like a HotWheels fever dream. I literally guffawed at the picture of the rear end. It’s so silly. Like, dual-triple exhausts, who would even?

Ford Bronco factory circa Spring 2020:

You just KNOW this means that every new Bronco will have people slapping red R decals on the grill.

I had a toy truck with that same paint scheme! It was a favorite.

7-speed manual transmission is hard to wrap my brain around. Must be a Fast & Furious thing.

I learned this trick from my Uncle. Always give you wedding gift in cash and don’t seal the envelope. When you get to the wedding, if they have an open bar, seal it and give it to the lovely couple. If they don’t have an open bar take out half the cash, seal it and give it to the lovely couple.

It’s gotta be a subdivision street, pre houses. 

I’m pretty sure those guys knew what they had done with that one.

I love that the underhood arrangement is in the shape of a V8. Classy!

Yeah, that’s the first thing you take off of a decent bike. They’re ugly and rattley and nobody likes them. Fine on a cruiser, but if you have a nice ride that you commute on or just push your rides past dusk, these seem like a much more agreeable alternative on a bike that someone cares about.

Yeah, that’s the first thing you take off of a decent bike. They’re ugly and rattley and nobody likes them. Fine on

They normally do. But they look like garbage, they aren’t especially light or aerodynamic, and they aren’t especially durable.

They normally do. But they look like garbage, they aren’t especially light or aerodynamic, and they aren’t

My parents had a ‘70 Cutlass Supreme SX in Bamboo Creme, with a brown naugahyde interior. It looked understated and handsome.

The dude didn’t tighten his manifold rivets. It probably popped a warning on his laptop, but he kept going.  Seen it a thousand times....

You forgot the /s at the end of your comment...

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