On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

Counterpoint - fuck Duke

Paula Cole’s follow up single was clearly not as good.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Since we’re talking about things that suck and no one should have to watch...

Oh he ded.

I lol’d at this because, while I know you meant Point Of Sale, I thought piece of shit. And everything gamestop does is shitty lol.

Other people who shot the videos appear to be under the impression that destroying the Keurigs will make liberals angry

Not to even marginally defend her but to be fair she hasn’t done anything outrageous or actively lessened the office she holds like literally every other fucker out of that family (to the best of my knowledge anyhow).

Even when teams win on Thursday it’s a “loss”.

#JusticeForBob

Stranger Things hates characters whose names start with B and end with B.

Because I’m a dick. Welcome to Deadspin for the first time.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

That was like a backyard finish when you were 10 and just made shit up to keep playing until you had to go inside for dinner.

Somewhere, Sid’s leg just broke off again out of pure sympathy.

It’s difficult to describe the sort of evil that Trump is. He’s not like a Hitler or Bin Laden type of evil where he actively wants certain humans to die and longs to be responsible for their deaths. But that’s mostly because he’s incapable of holding onto any sort of ideology.

This. I so want to see hip flip the fuck out and do something that will not only take him out of office but leave him babbling on the White House lawn in his underwear but make everyone who voted for him feel like an ignorant fuck. But I’m sure there’s a high price to pay for that.

I’m all for Trump going down in flames, as long as he doesn’t take us all with him.