Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

This would have been 1000% better if they had just used real cats.

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

This is the series the Dubs need Kevin Durant. Throughout their 5-year run, they’ve only faced 3 elite wings (who happen to be the top-3 players on Earth). Incidentally one of those wings now play for them, another one they injured while he was dominating them (and now they’re facing him again), and we all know who…

*This* is the sort of interruption to be mad about.

Long time Giants fan. Is it just me, or do Gettleman’s (and the Giants generally) justifications for doing things recently (like trading OBJ, picking Jones over Haskins) come off as racially coded? “Negative culture.” “Mature.” “Fiber.” Hmmmmmmmmmm. Like they get rid of Beckham for complaining that they lose too much…

Do they tear part of that down so that athletes can cross back and forth?

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

You know what, when you start out implying that Detroit isn’t a great place for tourist my first tip is that you can go fuck yourself.

Yeah this is really cute.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

Sounds like Schefter studied under Big Poppa Percentage.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

Thoughts and prayers

Nope. You have The Mist in the wrong list - that ending is brutal, haunting and utterly chilling, and the film is all the better for it.

fuck “class”. she’s trying to make real change in the industry. expecting women to be “classy” while they work hard at things is just another way of policing them.

Because, fuck you. That’s why.

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

This is me. I have 9 Dreamcasts, 1 SNES, 2 Xboxes, 3 PS2s, 2 PS3s, 1 360 (R2D2, but I’ve had 3 others), 2 Xbox Ones (one of which is in my sister’s possession), 1 NES, 1 GameCube, 2 PlayStations, 2 Saturns, 1 Genesis, 1 original DS, 1 gameboy advanced sp, 1 Original Gameboy, 1 3DS, 2 PSPs, 1 Vita, 1 PS4 Pro (I did…