Along with big toe being the penis of the foot. 

Now we can’t even say ok?  Thanks Obama.

I was in New Orleans for the game on Friday night and I was shocked at how full the stands were. It appears this city does want the team, but the product hasn’t been very good up until now.

Toss Up between two:

Here is a list of Deadspin lists, ranked:

Good job Alabama.

Wow. It’s about time. It’s rare that ESPN is running laps on you for coverage.

Is there a reason you all aren’t writing about this NCAA scandal? Did you get implicated? Are you a Adidas company???

Clicked just for that. Perfect.

Nobody? Really? Sigh. Ok. Here you go.

Make Tape Measures Great Again.

Make Tape Measures Great Again.

Anyone else surprised it wasn’t Woody Paige?

The fact that you have to go 13 people deep before you get to someone who is not a white male speaks volumes.

That’s probably what holds the sport back. No shoe deal. Seriously.

Pétanque?

Are you new to the interwebs?

Generic college basketball fan here. Absolutely nobody feeling sorry that Kentucky lost. Nobody.

Ha ha ha ha ha. No.

SFU? More like STFU!

I wish I could share facial hair with people. I can shave my face Sunday, and by Friday have a good, full beard.