LOL. Literally five minutes after you posted this.

The 49ers are incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful punter.

This administration is more willing to protect statues and monuments of racists than actual people whose lives are going to be torn apart by this.

After reading his brief statement, Sessions declined to take questions.

I want to live in a world where Peggy Whitson is the biggest celebrity in America, which she deserves to be.

If Cleveland parlays this into another Finals trip, the Steph/KD pick and roll against Isaiah/Love is going to be a fucking war crime.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

I’d have fucking doggy paddled the 200m to boot just to rub some salt on their precious minute.

I hope he used up the minute they couldn’t spare to the very last second.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

I remember following him around at the BC Open twenty something years ago. The back story is that he was drinking heavily, he’d be suspended from the tour soon after. He was defending champion and it’s an unwritten rule you return to defend your title. But John wasn’t having it, he tried to withdraw. The tour…

Long awaited #1 spot for Getting Hit By A Car. Good to see it finally get its day.

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

“See you in the playoffs”

The first comment was your basket, the follow-up was your Iverson stepping over Lue

Like some sort of ban?

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

I maintain, that in an era that predates HDTV’s, that wasn’t the worst idea of all time.