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I’m 21 weeks. I still have some leftover pregnancy tests.

I gather that quite a few people don’t flush every single time they pee. It’s not strictly necessary unless it’s smelly, and it *does* result in less water usage.

Or on the toilet. Just going by TLC’s I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant, there’s like a 1 in 5 chance that of someone being a toilet baby.

Starbucks, The Container Store, Sports Authority

I was all prepared to be *pissed* at the dude for sharing his wife’s health data in some sort of patriarchal/puritanical move - eg. must know and control everything about her body. But he genuinely thought the thing was broken and was just looking for some tech advice! This actually seems like a sweet story, rather

Fun Fact: my RHB goes from 54-57 to 64ish whenever my mom is in town. She’s not nice.

Anyone looking at my FitBit data also would have been able to tell I was pregnant. Not from heart rate or anything. I was so tired, I went from ~8000 steps per day to less than 2000 steps per day.

Your blood volume increases and your blood also has to start circulating through the placenta, as well as all kinds of hormone level shifts, up and down, and it really can be a rollercoaster.

Thanks! We’re pretty stoked, and hopeful that it “takes.” Stick around and wreck my heartbeat, lil’ chickpea.

I’ll never forget the junior prom.

I prefer to find out about pregnancy the old fashioned way, in the middle of excruciating labor in a deserted alley way, as punishment for my sins of the flesh.

Oh my god my heart rate has been erratic on my fit bit recently too. But I’m pretty sure it’s an adderal combined with too much coffee baby. Follow me at @AdderalCaffeineFitBitBaby

I’m a part of reddit’s Baby Bumps subreddit for pregnant ladies, and the woman who figured it out is also a part of our community - she said she knew what was up because she’s also pregnant and has noticed her fitbit doing the same thing! Baby Bumps is basically the only subreddit I’m on these days, but it’s a great

My fitbit told me that my heart rate increases 10-20 beats per minute when it’s lunch time. I like food.

that thread was so cute. everyone’s like “she’s pregnant” and he comes back later “she’s pregnant! i’m gonna be a dad!!!”

No, the Cursed Child is definitely considered canon. JK Rowling confirmed it.

Better in theory than practice (also it was a little half-size bathtub—basically a shower stall with higher sides) but I have to say I became something of a legend in the dorm.

“Senator Rubio, do you really want to hurt me?”
“No, I just..”

“I don’t MIND you being gay, I just don’t want it to be legal or for you to have any rights. We cool?”

What’s the weirdest come sound you’ve ever encountered?