Uggggh. Hugs to you, internet friend.
macgynver
macgynver
(This happened to me when I was in Honolulu helping my eightysomething mom take care of my dad, who had Alzheimer’s. I still cringe.)
My dad bought this robot thing and it was acting up and so I tried to fix it and I found this video of a “princess” claiming this weird hobo was her only hope. I tried to figure out what that was all about and found out that he and she were part of this really weird cult. The most fucked up part was the dude tried to…
The only time I have ever been to a strip club I witnessed one stripper fake shave another stripper’s crotch, which, ok, fine, but she was using a cheap disposable razor to do it, and even though it was pretend I was shrieking inside my own head, STOP, that would hurt so much!
A few years ago I was on Facebook and noticed a former coworker I didn’t really know that well but had courtesy-friended who had recently moved out of town had just uploaded a bunch of pics of his new city. There was some interesting looking architecture in the album so I was merrily clicking through the pics when I…
My middle-aged brother got a FB virus that kept tagging his friends with a link to porn. I cleaned his desktop of the offending insatiable Brazilian anal porn file. I am his kid sister.
Dude, that is such a fucking bummer. I’m so sorry that happened. I once broke up with an ex while we lived together. (Him to me, I definitely didn’t want to). Luckily, we were in a 2 bedroom so he moved into the other room while we figured out our living situations. One morning, I walked into his room to him in bed…
This is the worst thing I wasn’t supposed to overhear: I was 9 or 10, and with my dad and my stepmom at a terrible AA picnic (they were both in the program). I was left alone to “play,” but I didn’t know any of the kids there and they were all years younger than I was, so I went off to find my stepmom and see what she…
“I took a bath, I shaved my legs, I washed every nook and cranny. So you can fuck me anywhere, even in the fanny. Love, Annie.” - letter my mother in law wrote to my father in law, as forever burned into the memory of my then 10-year old husband who discovered it. And later mine.
Oh, right...latex. AGAIN, WTF?
The one thing that still creeps me out and makes me angry with myself for not speaking up about it- happened in Target. I was standing in line with my then 12 year old daughter and there was a guy/young woman couple that got in line behind us. My kid was preoccupied with a book but I glanced back and this guy was…
Between the giant purple vibrator I found under a dog-walking client’s couch while retrieving a toy and the lesbian couple I walked in on at a FetLife party...nope, the horse porn on the family member’s computer still wins.
I had a boss who was not tech-savvy. He was also gay. His office computer was almost always fucked up and loaded with gay porn pics and videos. I’d fix it and just casually say “You got a lot of media files taking up space. Sholud I clean them out?” “Uh...yeah, probably.”
Texts to my husband from the girl he was sleeping with.
Visiting my bf’s grandparents...it was a lovely house, and I went upstairs to the hallway to look at the view of the valley. When I turned around to go back down, his grandma was there. Naked. Wandering around in the upstairs hallway. Naked. Ok, she had a towel, but was only drying her hair with it. I was so…
Oh no! Where to begin?
I went to my then girlfriend’s parent’s house for dinner. After the meal I went to find a restroom. I walked down the hall and nearly into the open door of the bathroom where her mom was taking a dump on the toilet. Mortified, I quickly turned around, unsure if she had seen me, and continued down the hall. It was a…
No particular order. Bud Dwyer kill himself on TV. Dead porpoise on the beach. My appendectomy post op infection spewing out of my body. Couple having sex in a bathroom of a strip club while they paid the stripper to watch. Every Fetish & Fantasy Ball I’ve attended.