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Women do kill men, but they don’t kill men over sexual rejection so repeatedly that it’s a widespread problem. And while we know that most men aren’t that evil...sometimes you don’t know until it’s too late (or you do know, think you’ve gotten rid of the guy, and then he kills you anyway). And so we proceed with

Of course most men can handle rejection. I would guess that the percentage who kill after being rejected is miniscule.

Don’t forget to dismiss all the #NotAllMen morons who will inevitably reply to you.

It’s really simple buddy. Women are murdered by men for “rejecting them” vastly more often than men are murdered by women for “rejecting them”.

“The fundamental difference between the sexes is one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.”

Will this never cease to be the truth??

Oh for sure. As a hit person, I would consider offering each victim the opportunity to meet or exceed payment to turn the tables on the initial client.

Members of her community have threatened and ostracized her for reporting her husband to the police. The husband who paid someone to have her murdered. They are more upset with her for reporting him for attempted murder than him for attempting to murder her.

These are the factors the judge took into account for the nine-year sentence:

If hitpeople were true capitalists they would ask every person they were hired to kill for more $$$ NOT to kill them. I mean that just makes good business sense.

“You’re supposed to respect your husband! It doesn’t matter that he tried to have you killed, you made vows!!!!”

I don’t know, I feel like I would take this way further and do like a prolonged haunting until this asshole went insane and killed himself.

she’s also received threats from and been ostracized by some members of her community for reporting Kalala to the police.

Less competent? They actually got even more money without to actually having to kill anyone! XD Now they won’t even be searched for murder and I doubt Noela Rukundo will press charges against them or anything XD It was an better plan XD

Minor thing that gives me joy: the Pastor did the right thing! It is exceedingly rare for me to read a news story where someone of my profession does exactly what I would do, instead of some profoundly dickish or abusive new low. Good job, Noela! Good job, pastor!

she’s also received threats from and been ostracized by some members of her community for reporting Kalala to the police.

They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.

The hit men were so competent though! They extorted extra cash for killing a woman they didn’t even kill. So, one less murder to deal with, and they got paid extra for it. I mean I don’t want to think they’re nice guys but if I was going to be a hitperson (let's be PC here) for hire I would totally want to get paid

Has anyone started a crowdfunding campaign for this woman and her kids? I would gladly throw some money their way.

This is the best ‘knock, knock motherfucker’ ever.