I love how he has like 30 paragraph replies to me full of complete disrespectful, tone deaf NONSENSE and then in 2 seconds I’m like, “bitch, dismissssssss”.
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This has also become true for me as we have gotten older. My sister and I depend on each other pretty heavily as soundboards and for emotional support. She is also the only person at whom I have overhand thrown a full bowl of cereal. (We were technically adults at the time, but barely)
Same. I think I’ve finally come around to the conclusion that, other than my husband, my sister is actually my best friend.
Vagenius! If that isn't in the next Oxford list of new words going in the dictionary, I'm going to fucking sue.
Shark Week made me hyper aware of other sharks, and I find myself constantly comparing myself to them. As a result, I just swim and swim all day long to keep fit. I feel like if I stop swimming I’ll die.
An MRA can sense a female positive post of any kind from up to 100 miles away within seconds of it being posted. Scientists aren’t sure how this works but suspect it is linked to the MRA’s inability to find anything better to do.
At least one of them’s been trolling just about every article today that I’ve seen.
Yeah, but this is more like brine, so I’m going with Gin, like a dirty, DIRTY martini.
Honestly, I found that article extremely disturbing. I would call every single incident described in that article an assault. The tone definitely mocks the victims of those assaults and heavily downplays the significance and inappropriateness of intimate partner violence perpetuated by women. It really does not matter…
Ad infinitum schooled one of those pissbabies pretty nicely.
Well, tequila is traditionally consumed with salt.
No, Jezebel had an article called “Have you ever beat up a boyfriend? ‘Cause, uh, we have.” Way back in 2007. I think the article was a terrible idea for multiple reasons, but it didn’t mock victims of domestic violence.
Women-focused website makes a joke about one shark eating another? MISANDRY! OPPRESSION! CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!
Not everyone is naturally a perfect hammerhead shape.
Sometimes, when they bump into each other, they bite out of astonishment.
HIGH-FIVE
Clearly it was shark week and she just wasn’t having it.
Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me