In the US justice system as it currently exists, that supposition is nowhere near as true as we’d all like to think.

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).

This is a man whose own father threw up on the Prime Minister of Japan. Surely he can think of graver insults we’ve committed against the leader of a powerful Asian country.

If I had a vote in the matter, I certainly wouldn’t like the cut of his jib.

I get so pissed when people act like non-anglo-saxon names (particularly when those names are attached to non-white faces) are SO DIFFICULT to pronounce or keep straight. I was at a holiday party last month where my friend of Indian descent introduced herself to this older white woman, saying her two-syllable, easy to…

“He does not strike me as a man who pays much attention to women.”

I just wanted to respond to this to share that my daughter believes, and I mean truly believes, that it is called “Panda Bear Express” and refuses to refer to it as anything else.

Who the hell is this Jib guy? Keep hearing people talk about him as if he were running for president or something but that can't be right.

I get it now. When he said he wanted to have a beer with Malala, he was referring to Malia and probably just assumed that Malia likes to sneak in some underage drinking when her Secret Service detail isn’t watching. It all makes sense now.

You mean Jenna and Barbara?

By mispronouncing things he’s proving to the world that he is indeed a Bush— as though his face weren’t enough.

I don’t get his point even if he got her name right.

Also he’s confusing China with a Panda Express in a key west mall food court. And they were asking him why he was insulting them because he had just yelled, “like I’d want to eat at a place featuring orange flavored panda meat!!” for no reason as he hurried to a Sbarros.

I’m sure he feels he is being misunderestimated.

It’s probably to get back at all the people who call him Goober.

I’m calling it now, this dude had a stroke like a year and a half ago and no one’s noticed until this.

“Every meeting I had in Beijing started out for the first 10 minutes started out lambasting me about why it was, as an American, why it was that we insulted China,”

So very Jeb. It’s not like he’s mispronouncing “Iran” or another word he needs to say. If he struggles with Malia’s name, he can just not talk about her. As an extra bonus, that would mean he’d avoid making a dumb, sexist remark about her mother.

I want to be offended, but I honestly doubt that Jeb! could tell nieces Laura and Barbara apart.

See? I’m just as big a moron as my brother! Vote for me! Jeb! Vote for the moron you need, not the moron you want.