How about “Just a little light reading” with a picture of Hogwarts, A History.

Jezebel loves Emma Watson. I’m not sure why you read the article as snarky, it wasn’t intended that way.

Because obviously men wanting to join will have to castrate themselves under the full moon and burn their genitals upon the altar of the great goddess!!!

Because obviously men wanting to join will have to castrate themselves under the full moon and burn their genitals upon the altar of the great goddess!!!

Speaking of, I love the names of the local groups who participate in Felicia Day’s Romance book club, Vaginal Fantasy. These include Canadian Beaver Dreams, Austin Reverse Cowgirls, UK Buttered Crumpets, and San Francisco Safe Words.

*insert every eye roll gif here*

HOW about Cuntbooks? Is that offensive?

more than a few people have said this

Cliterary club? Cliterocracy?

Her most recent, “Get In Trouble”, is also amazing.

I will join whatever Emma Watson is joining! If she ever wants to join my snarky book club podcast, Super Serials, we chat about serial young adult/middle grades books, like Animorphs and Babysitter’s Club, I'd be over the moon. Though truthfully, a lot of the stories we keep finding out aren’t exactly the most…

I really like Kelly Link’s short story collection, “Stranger Things Happen”.

dammit someone got to it before me

I’m in a feminist book club and I call it the friendzone but no one else likes the name...

What does it say if that headline actually piqued my interest in his candidacy?

Actually think Netflix might do well to make a Ben Carson: Superhero
(Jessica Jones-esque mini-series)....

I guess I should clarify: I'm not depressed that there was no beheading, I am depressed that I thought it was plausible that Carson would claim to have beheaded someone as a campaign tactic.

It's depressing. I actually read the whole article expecting some beheading.

The beheading was in an older version of the story. Over time, it’s evolved into ‘befriended.’ Some time in the next year or so, it will morph into ‘befouled’.

What really happened is that the carjacker was actually the valet guy, the gas station was a restaurant and the only reason Ben Carson ran after him was because he left his wallet in the car.