Have it!!!

YES. My ultimate FU in high school for ignorant teachers who were wasting my time (which was a lot cause I went to school in Texas) was to get out my book and start reading. I feel you lady, never change.

That’s such paternalistic bullshit right there. Everyone remotely responsible for this needs a punch in the dick.

Randi, is “Juster Wrong” Justin Beiber’s “Closest non-Union Mexican equivalent”?

Would be a great motto for a bookclub too.

DEATH to strangers who interrupt readers. PAINFUL death to dudes who think women reading are fair game to be hit on.

Seriously, all I could think was:

Well, it’s the Ferguson effect making all this happen. Police would be able to do their jobs correctly if we’d stop trying to hold them accountable for everything they do. We wouldn’t have this issue if we laid (is this the right one?) off the scrutiny of their actions. /s

I wish this said... “Female cops get $100,000 down payment on her eventual $6M dollar settlement with fucking male run police department”.

Between this, the police dragging their feet on the thousands of untested rape kits, and the murder of unarmed citizens (including a 6 year old autistic child last week) are they REALLY surprised why people are kind of wary of them ?

I read this headline as

And there’s nothing better for a baby in utero than the mother inhaling all the exhaust fumes at a tollbooth.

But seriously. Why would you even touch someone you don't know. Mind your business dude. Triflin.

<3 for this lady. A woman after my own heart - not rain, nor sleet, nor hail, nor bigoted idiots will keep me from my book.

Watching it the fifth time (because yes), I noticed that a bunch of people right behind him aren’t reacting to his speech. Paid plants? Forced to be there by their employers? I’m so curious now...

So much hidden humor!! Well, obviously, there’s the lady in question, who DGAF. But then there’s “Dude Throwing Shade at White Guy Reaching Around Him”:

I would laugh. While I was waiting to be admitted with our second and having a particularly painful contraction, he was taking pictures and I got mad at him. Then after the kid was born, he showed me that he photoshopped demon eyes onto it and I laughed for days.

She should show up at his next rectal exam / colonoscopy and do the same.

Kill him right then. It’s worse if it’s pre-meditated, right?

I think it’s funny. And yes, I’ve had two kids. I love absurdity even in such situations. I can understand why not everyone would be on board, but if his wife thought it was funny too, it sounds like he knows her and her sense of humor well enough.