You should have ended with “I got all that and a bag of chips!”

Instead you could just name is penis Pinkie Pie

Borders can be neurotic, but are usually fixated on work—if work is getting the frisbee, Border is going to get the motherfucking frisbee.

That is bananas! Are you in touch now?

That frown you ladies have on your face right now? That’ll give you wrinkles. And who would vote for a lady face with wrinkles?!

My plan is to get all kinds of different options for my kid well ahead of time and put them where she can peruse then at her leisure, so she has a stockpile and can find what works for her. Also talking to her. Like a reasonable person.

Genius!!!

I love that autocorrect made it “sex Ed” like there's some guy named Ed that runs around teaching everyone about the sex.

I still have that nightmare and I'm 37!

Awesome awesome reference! And spiders are totally the creepy hiding Phantom of nature!

Does anyone else feel like what he's upset about is that women might be able to monetize something he can't?!

But who still has a VHS player and can watch them?!

Lo is 15! She naps more and doesn’t zoom so much, but so sweet and playful and up for fun. Best dogs ever!

Hate being a USA left-coaster when oosting—I missing the party! Having a tough week—sick kid so had to take two days off work, then I got sick (took no days off work), my husband is out of town, my kid started kindergarten and is being a jerk at home, I can’t shake a migraine and I’m realizing I may need to give up…

Sounds like you are her best friend, but she isn't yours. She has emotional health issue so, but that doesn't mean you should not get support too. I recommend giving her a chance to see how unbalanced the relationship is—if she can't be a better friend, withdraw.

Definitely share with your therapist! And maybe try couple’s counseling too (with all that free time kids give you) before making up your mind? That sounds like an awful place to be.

My father in law is declining—I hope for a peaceful and not too prolonged end :(

That sounds awful. Hang in there!

Looks so much like my old lady!!! (Child “riding” dog is putting no weight on her. I’m not a Palin)