I use ours to start suction for cleaning the fish tank with a siphon. I baste with a ladle.

If dudes got pregnant abortion would be a sacrament.

That sounds awful—but I thought his dick was going to get fractured too when you fell.

Eeeeeeeew! Who just takes the Mix-ins and leaves the rest of the ice-cream?!

How did this not tear soft parts of her too?!

Hy-man?

Bi-phoid Mary

Chatting is fine, but no pooping near me! I can barely handle my own pooping, much less someone stinking up my shower. And who says, “I’m going to poop”?!

I’m shocked that it’s not more than 54% of them!

If my name were Cordelia and I had an alabaster brow I would be out of the grays.

How many waitresses has he read “Fox in Socks” to? Because I have a weird image in my head...

I'm imagining a tied condom. And hoping this is something the televangelists have to deal with too.

Sounds like you are a creepy cabby. Telling her she shouldn’t have taken a cab because of course the driver would be creepy is like telling someone who got food poisoning from a restaurant “oh, you should have thought of that before you went out to eat.”

I was diagnosed with PCOS when struggling to get pregnant—and have a Mirena now. No periods since 2010—and no issues! Maybe consult a different doc?

I’m so sorry for your loss and experience. How truly awful.

YES! For me it was my dad—and my mom totally covered and enabled.

I don’t drink partly (largely) because of family alcoholism—and people can be so so weird and pushy about it! Just ask me what I’d like instead, idiots! Usually once I play the “addiction runs in my family and I don’t need a social crutch” they back off.

What a JeRK!

There was a boy in my kindergarten who used to chase the girls around and forcibly kiss us and wouldn't stop when we asked—we called him the Kiss Monster and guess who got in trouble? Not him! The girls, for calling him a monster.

Did Michelle recover/return to school? The bad Heather is sooooooo bad—BAD SEED!