I found a picture of your bus driver!

But did you break a slate over someone’s head for calling you “carrots?”

That behavior is concerning regardless of the age! I hope y’all don't find bodies in the basement later.

Washington state—my school started last Monday—my kid’s school this Wednesday (assuming the teacher strike settles).

They still have little T-Rex arms—mine has trouble actually reaching without falling off. Kindergarten (next week!) should be fun.

Awful! What shallow beasts!

I feel this! When I was student teaching (at 27) I got escorted the the principal’s office several times by staff who thought I was a bad student with a clever excuse.

Fuck that teacher

Win—-but too bad the bus driver hadn't done anything to curb the bullying.

My kid has a psychic connection to wake up whenever I'm contemplating chocolate.

Their bafflement that this is a big deal just highlights how repressive religious practices and communities normalize and enable sexual abuse of younger members.

It’s terrifying that anyone refrains from things not because of morals and a conscience, but because SkySpy might put them on the naughty list.

How are Buffy’s lips so glossy in this episode?! That's her real power.

Please write a tell-all memoir

Did you ever hook up with him?

Living with Seattle’s unpredictable traffic I have learned to always, always, keep a book in the car. I've also tried the emergency Girl Scout Cookie idea, but with some Samoas in the car everything seems like an emergency.

Moving to cooking meth seems a natural step after the rest of the “food” that Taco Bell “cooks.”

We have sooooooo many. I’ve been trying to cull the collection—if I wouldn’t reread it or enthusiastically lend it, it should go. Of course, we trade them in at the used book store and then usuall end up with more :(

I put a copy of Twilight in the recycling.

The Great Brain!!! I still want to use soap to make a copy of a key to selL black market candy!