It always gives me a Founding Fathers kind of vibe. I mean, what would they write on Yelp?

Also she says “I’m told that my idea of a perfect evening is...” so even that is monkey-speak from her handlers. Genius.

Does Rand Pail love Ayn Rand like his dad does? Because Ayn Rand would kick a loser kid to the curb with no remorse. So maybe Rand Paul can do that and definitely lose some votes.

Narcotics? Those will shut your shit down (literally). That has been the worst part of all my various surgeries.

Coke has been used to help resolve intestinal blockages in horses as an alternative to expensive colic surgery. Fun fact—horses can’t throw up. So they have but two options when digestive stuff is messed up—poop or die. (or have really expensive surgery please god don’t let my horse ever need it)

Snoop DRAGON will be the next incarnation.

Are you going to adopt some abandoned kittens?

I thought you meant some *vaginas* have a hole...I was worried for a minute.

“1875. “He sent you a sketch of his WHAT????””

I’m in the middle of a rewatch—and I must say, the Gellars are much more disturbing characters than I remembered. I’m enjoying the added depth, although parts are for sure less funny than I previously thought.

I think he just doesn't ever close his mouth.

Are you Elias?!

The tender/ominous whisper of “robble robble” at the end of the video—wow. Sweet nothings, mr hamburglar, keep on whispering them.

“I was unnerved, but also disappointed to see that the male gaze had not changed, even after death.”

“Brb I see some kids on my lawn.”

Seriously! I think Jez in general has the victims’ backs in all situations! And feeling sorry for idiot boys who try this does not preclude feeling sorry for their female targets.

I really liked that book—-helped mE think about how my emotions can leave me vulnerable to people who aren’t hampered by the same ones—I also like that she points out thatmost sociopaths aren’t criminals, because they do not want the hassle, but are still predators. Makes many CEOs make sense.

God. The original douchey abusive partner. What is the whole rainbow/Noah’s Ark thing but the grandest hearts and flowers “I won’t do it again but you made me soooooooo mad!”?

At your home?!?!?

Took custody of his ferret (mine and his had bonded; breaking them up would have been cruel, and he was not taking good care of them—stopped helping clean their litter box, forgetting to feed them, etc.) and got on a plane home. Couldn’t sort out legally flying the ferrets (airline people could not give me a straight…