HIGH FIVE for referencing the insanity of the potato and bread!!!

Ha! Spending money!

Lakshmi Wonder Woman?! Awesome!!!!!

You and your grandma are my heroes.

This is so fun! Thanks for writing this—-now to read your other stuff!

I’m super-glad to have an internet friend who agrees at how outrageous this is! My husband is SOOOO SICK of me pointing out stuff like that, like how I knew that one character from a tv show (that I’m not naming because I don’t want to be accused of spoiling something even years ago) could not (or should not!) be the…

The part that pissed me off was that the kid cast as Lilly didn’t have eyes that looked at all like Radcliffe’s!!! There are just two things you need—red hair and eyes like Harry’s!!!!

She is awesome!!!!

I choose to interpret the sign as amazing humor. Because no one wants to marry Scalia.

As another Seattleite, I want to know how she didn't recognize him if she was ever a Pearl Jam fan!

My heart grew three sizes

HIGH FIVE!!!!

I think your wife is not lying—as Dan Savage points out, just a penis =\= for most women, abd ab attebive lover with hands and/tongue is better than a “hung” oblivious jerk.

Never faked! Also never been as offended as when accused of faking...

Back in the condom-using time, I could onlY tell by getting a hand involved.

Amazing username, btw

Come to life!

Beginning to hoard delicious DP in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

BUT I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT FIND OUT?! Now this will torture me too!!!!!

YES!!!! I recently reread it for book club, and Maxim seems like a super-abusive and controlling duckweed (autocorrect just changed dickwad to duckweed, and I stand by that). He gets off on humiliating the NAMELESS NARRATOR by setting her up for embarrassment and failure, and as previously pointed out he did kill his…