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Are you fucking kidding me?! Your advice is to IGNORE HARASSERS and they will stop? On the Paris Metro that will earn you a hard dick rubbed into whatever part of you they can reach, and probably a boob grab.

Braces are the result of poor maternal health? Whuuuut? Braces are more about the genetics of the teeth/jaw development, not health.

A friend’s five-year olds called her “As mean as Nellie Olsen!” And it stung.

I expected more from a place run by wolves.

At 12 I was on a vacation to Hawaii and got caught in a riptide—my dad joined me to try and save me—and instead we both have to be rescued by surfers. Most embarrassing moment ever for me.

Me too! American Doll Posse was...not my fav, but I'm into UG

One if the things I wish I had done when my kid was a baby was co-sleeping. We would have gotten suuuuuuuch better rest.

You can do a Rudolph for Christmas with that mold! Or Bambi. For...Arbor Day?!

um—that's adorable

pictures of the lamb cake!!!!

I LUUUURVE that movie!
It was in a yearly film festival that my husband and I do—and our child, then two, really wanted to stay up and watch movies. We assumed she would fall asleep, but she watched the whole thing, agreed that "That daddy is making bad choices!" and named one of her stuffed animals Baby Lulu. A year

How would they check? Privacy laws would prohibit them from confirming or denying she was a patient.

Wow—-that is some terrible terrible parenting right there. Boo your mom!

The new moms I know (including me) that got short haircuts after having a baby did it because the added thickness of hair from pregnancy falls out, and the regrowth was totally a line of frizz. So I don't think it's hormonal craziness to chop off hair, it's sometimes the best answer.

Gone Girl kind of ruined the newness of it :(

Augustus Gloop, we hardly knew ye.

I can't imagine wanting make up sex. After a fight I'm too easily re-angered.

Amazing Amy this woman ain't.

seattle picks it up—food and yard waste. It's awesome.