Only if you're a man whose skin color is whiter than the person who told you to smile.

Is the pie for eating, sec, or sex and eating?

Hi Jennifer!

The one I had appeared to have already had FGM—there were no bits

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vaul… some of these are even better!

I'm sorry—that you beat me to it!

This jerk would probably think she caused it by turning him down instead of following the path to marriage.

Why is the dog so very very mad at cabbage?

Beards.

Nice try Trolly McTrollerton!

Are we married?! That sounds awfully familiar.

Totally relevant. Totally awesome.

#notallfloridamen

But breasts are just supposed to be sexual, right? How dare some people think they are a natural part of child rearing! I mean, boobs are ok if the women are being objectified, but a baby in there just ruins it!

There should be a whole Law and Order about Christmas-elf Hate Crime.

Should we get off your lawn too?

So you have projected you broyher's bad parenting on all parents who like heavy metal? Why are the kids using the internet without supervision?

The goths I've known have glorified violence much less than those who believe in an omnipotent god whose best solution was to tack his own son up on a pole.

Any plot that involves Ewan McGregor—except that junk by Lucas. But anything else.

Watched this movie recently——so wish I was in Hollywood as it is SO PRIME for an awesome reboot!