Ouch! Hit a nerve there, didn't I? You're back to all sorts of fun words and imaginings of me. Yammering? Hmmm. I'll give it points for voice, but not for accuracy. No thoughts of me peeing, so I guess that's good? All I'm trying to point out, is that you (like many people), seem to think that you can act in a way…

Or to find out how to drive their man wild in bed——and the secret is artisinal mayonnaise!

"To explain my position and have you really understand it would require you to understand the true nature of certain things like, self, thoughts, awareness, time, presence, and beliefs. It took a life-crisis and then some years of study and reflection to arrive at this, but through this, reality is seen as it is -…

Oh! I had repressed my favorite one! Someone told me that we should "hang out after you calve."

Don't like the story/perspective? Don't comment. It's quite simple. Just don't comment. What a concept.

And didn't you just love the horrific pregnancy/birthing stories that women felt obligated to drop on you too?! I've been (since having my kid) been trying, should I be talking to a pregnant lady, to (if she even wants any conversation about her pregnancy) tell stories about how things can go just fine.

Then I guess we better tell those ladies to keep their tits covered. It's not like we are at an educational institution where we could possibly cover what professional attire means....

I wants to snuggle it sooooooooo badly!

"No, I certainly don't think in any way like Pete DeGraaf. (I had to Google him.) My opinion on womens' issues is: if you don't have a uterus, you shouldn't have a vote about them - and you should really STFU about it unless specifically asked for your opinion. I really couldn't care less what women collectively…

Well-put! It's about the "hunt" and "capture" of women—or at least their bodies as visual objects. So gross.

That is totally appalling. I hope there's some karmic vengeance in the cards for those criminals.

So why not have the signs be about professional attire instead of women's bodies being a distraction from learning?

See a leprechaun say "Yeaaaaah!"

Ok—-are we really sure they aren't Leprechaun bones?

Hey, bro—-I think it was clearly implied that they are pro-life while a lady's pregnant, but once the baby's born they don't move heaven and earth to care for it.

I'm so glad that we can keep going with this! Previously you've implied that you are done with me, that I can carry on by myself, etc., and I thought might lose this darling back and forth we are having. As for my plan with an armed assailant, it depends—if I am with my child, I would break for nearest cover and…

Oh my gosh! The weasel war dance! I miss my ferrets that I used to have!!! (Great name too, BTW).

How completely awful. You didn't just suffer a horrific assault—but were then raped by the failed justice system. Terrible terrible stuff. I'm sorry that happened to you—thank you for sharing it.

That is AMAZING. I have a god now—-and that god is a Kraken Pie.

Funny-fountained! New favorite phrase! Way better than "snarf."