If Rihanna asks you if you are a god, you say yes!

Please reread your original post, as you clearly imply that you carry to protect your "stunningly beautiful" wife. I'm not sure why it's so important to you that I keep my mouth shut—especially as you've already decided I'm someone who wants the last word, I figure it's easy enough to fulfill that expectation. When…

Are you as worried about all the children who have been labelled "boy" and "girl" based on their anatomy who might actually be transgender?

Oooops! I also forgot that women are "prizes" for men to "get" based on their income! Money does not make up for character defects. And if the women you like don't like you, I'm sure that it's just because of your lack of money, not anything else about you...

Big boy finally typed the word "fuck!" So proud!

Yes—let's believe Wikipedia.

You have never spent much time with a kid like this, have you? Parents don't bring it up—the kids can be fixated, especially if no one believes/values his/her feelings.

Dress codes should be gender neutral. Girls at my school complained that it was nearly impossible to *find* shorts for them that fit the (not ridiculous) dress code, as stores were all pushing short shorts. Ugh.

Seattle represent!!!!!

Wow! I bet she'll be sooo happy to learn that she's just a few carbs away from upgrading to a better type if guy! Because the better types judge based in weight, right? And I bet she has no idea that princes like you are awaiting her if she just stopped being such a pig!

If you think that you have the right to decide for her how she is to be treated (even if it is protection) and you haven't engaged in getting her consent, you are treating her as lesser. I think it would threaten your masculinity too much to ask her and risk finding out she doesn't want that protection. A child is…

It's still funny to me that you thought I should be sterilized for "amirite" when you keep using "GFY" which I'm assuming means Good For You since you are too lazy to type what you actually mean.

Glad that I can oblige! Here are some points:

Yikes! I hope they take her wire hangers too!

Before I ever saw a penis that's what I thought they did—-but I have yet to encounter one that does. Thinking women reject me for not having freakish angles = bananas.

Damn right my husband wouldn't do the same for me, because I am a person with my own agency. Also, he is more anti-gun than I am, especially since guns don't make us safer. Study after study proves that gun owners and those living in home where guns are are MUCH MORE LIKELY to die from gunshots. The LA times article…

Do you really not see how you were objectifying your wife to justify carrying your gun? Also, one who writes he would protect someone until his "very...last...breath" with mood enhancing ellipses has forfeited all right to judge "amirite." Unless you are Kevin Costner from The Bodyguard. Are you?

So why do you need to "protect her" if you are *her* property?

Because all women have stories about having been victimized by misogynist attitudes, be it "rape rape," groping, cat calls, insults for being ugly, or something else.

Good thing you can guard your "stunningly beautiful" property, since that's a man's job, amirite? And if your property wasn't "stunningly beautiful" you might not need to guard yer territry so vigilantly. Of course you don't feel guilty—because you clearly feel entitled.