If you’re talking about the principles of spacing, then yes, every successful basketball team in history has used those. That’s not unique to the triangle.

Running? As if.

A guy who has earned $48 million over the past 11 years and wants to do something moderately funny?

It’s tough to believe that a team that didn’t win the finals and is missing one of their best players to injury isn’t invincible, but you may have convinced me.

Well, I’ll be dammed.

Makes sense that LeBron would need to watch the Patriots to see an NFL team win.

Zydrunas Ilgauskas played in only 87 games over his first three seasons, and 111 games over his first four seasons, due to recurring navicular bone injuries in his feet (the same injury that kept Embiid out his first two seasons). After that, he averaged 73 games per season over his next ten seasons. So there’s…

False teeth, but not the kind you’re thinking. Assuming there’s part of the tooth left, dentists can mold a permanent replacement that is basically indistinguishable from a real tooth. I lost half of a front tooth in a bike accident, and I can’t tell the difference.

Fun fact: every single ginger in the NFL plays for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Technically speaking, that’s a moose knuckle, not a camel toe.

We think he’s a horrible person that needs a chaperone. But his strategy is impeccable.

“Say you had a watch stolen. It was pawned, then sold for cents on the dollar. Would you be happy your watch was “redistributed” and used?”

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my tire fires flaaaaaaming.

+1 scissor lift

There’s a difference between kicking someone out because you don’t like the way they act, or because of their beliefs, then because of who they are. Acquiring “virulent racist” status requires voluntary actions to be taken. Being gay doesn’t.

I mean, they are kind of like a snowflake. They’re white, and cold, and if you get a lot of them together, they shut down public schools.

I am appalled that you are mocking the poor sufferers of Disappearing Neck Syndrome.

Hey, wait, these are just average players, not stars.