I loved him always, and I will always love him. I don’t believe love is fickle. I believe when you love someone, you are allowed to love from afar. You don’t have to be with that person in order to love him.

Why would anyone feel guilty about this? If your mother is an evil rotted hag, toss that bitch and move on. If your own mother couldn’t manage enough filial affection to be decent to you, their child, then what in the name of sweet baby Jesus do you owe them? The answer is jack shit.

Or while having sex with two hookers in front of a mirror while expounding on the merits of Whitney Houston—because sometimes you just need to go a little Patrick Bateman. Not full Bateman, though. NEVER go full Bateman.

I know him as “the Douche.” As in “Crazy Ira and the Doooouche” from Parks and Rec. Also he’s on the League. But to me, he’ll always be The Douche.

Lin-Manuel Miranda is a living genius. That man is so fucking out of this world talented.

Hahaha I love that! My mom’s maiden name is - no joke - Loser. Pronounced “low-sure.” She played a lot of sports growing up and had to deal with constant taunting. And my grandpa was all offended when my uncle added an I to his last name to avoid all that for his own kids! Side note: my mom was also almost named Gay.…

Zayn’s ex fiancé “Pierre Edwards”

I’m going to host a Wiz viewing party! Trying desperately to think of thematic food and drinks. So far, all I got is “Cheese on Down the Rolls” (cheese rolls, obvs).

UNGGGHHHH.

HARRY STYLES. Come at me.

COUNTDOWN TO MY CONCERT: 6 HOURS

niall is the blond one: he’s from ireland, he consistently gives 0 fucks about anything, and is a delight who never gives me a heart attack. he plays guitar for them as well. like, during shows and on the records. he’s a talented guitarist.

I was born in 1989 just like Taylor (I’M LIKE HER QUEER MIXED RACE TWIN, OMG) but I just want to state that each of her albums took about two years to make, and so the timeline for her age and the songs she wrote goes like this:

Girl, you gotta keep those whoozits and whatsits in that aplenty status.

In a sense, yes. But in another, truer sense, no.

This might be the gender reverse of Fatal Attraction. AND with black people! (I apologize that this looks like porn from this still, but I promise it’s not).

I wish Leslie Knope was a real person.

I was about to “reblog” this and I realised I was not on tumblr.