Don’t. Go shopping!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAYLOR SWIFT IN 2003 AHAHAHAHAHA

The stalker was Aaron Carter, wasn’t it? I mean, “allegedly."

*whispers* I hope there isn’t a single white person in the entire movie.

i don’t want them either. maybe i’d adopt, maybe, but i’ve never wanted kids, and at 27 i don’t see that changing anytime soon. just the thought of being pregnant gives me the creeps.

I'm so literal about themes, I'd show up wrapped in HDMI cables and microchips.

Hell hath no fury like the uninvolved.

Chardee Macdennis: Electric Boogaloo 2

your bathroom is a pit of lava

The Top 5 Tips Stabbers Don’t Want You to Know.

Gawd that girl was so smart to get knocked up by a 1D.

i would like to push this person down

If Hamilton wasn’t wildly successful, no one would care. Now that it’s the hottest Broadway show on the planet white people are all “Wait praise, prestige and high paychecks? That’s my job!”

It’s not so much that they suck really, it’s that they are dreadfully boring. If they sucked there’d at least be something in them for me to properly dislike. These are too limp to even get mad about.

To me she looks almost exactly like Rachel Leigh Cook when she was just a tad younger (the first movie I ever saw her in was Tom & Huck with Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Brad Renfro).

I wish she didn't have that satin ribbon around her neck, it makes me think her head will fall off

“...I think less of the Kardashians for not going to college and becoming,for example, lawyers like their father or trained actresses...”

no, they loved it. people love shamed women. even if it was just to goss and gawk and judge or cringe or feign sympathy, it was an attraction. the fact that she’s gone beyond what have should have been a bad thing for her MAKES. PEOPLE. FURIOUS. that she shows off her body on her terms MAKES. PEOPLE. FURIOUS- WE…

You know, those spicy Latinas! You can’t leave them around your husband unless you want her to seduce him with her voodoo hips and flaming tamale lips.

I want to steal her name . Flossie Dickey sounds like the type of dame, not woman, but dame, who would give a right hook to any clown that would dare to give her lip. Oh, back in the day, you knew worked for the mob. Probably still has connections. God, I love that perfect for crime noir name.