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Yep, In the book Rosalie is holding the child and Jacob ( thinking the baby killed bella or at least forced her to become a vampire and therefore ruined his chances of banging her) goes in with the intention of killing it. But he looks into it’s eyes and “imprints” on her.

I'm sorry about your bffs.

I feel you on the hair thing. Harry gets all the hair love and while his hair is great. It's a bit overrated.

he sort of knows about my family but not about my ex boyfriend. He's really understanding . he's seriously super awesome, and nice and he always asks me if I'm okay and doesnt make me feel bad or crazy when I'm being creepy clingy or I'm feeling vulnerable.

I'm feeling a lot of feelings about myself so this will be a sad ( and somewhat pathetic) vent.

Is this about him possibly cheating on Perrie?

That is so sweet I'm crying too, that is the nicest thing I've heard all week.

Are you going to a Taylor Swift Concert?!!? I"M JEALOUS OF YOU.

Ed Sheeran is the only person I'd cry over at a concert. Legit ugly cry at one of his songs.

Listen, You can't take Ed from me alright I called DIBS. It's the rules. The ginger haired god belongs to me.

I thought you took Harry, I've had Ed Sheeran dibs since Sophmore year of high school. Think of our future beautiful talented genius multi-ethnic ginger children, Don't deprive the world of them.

I have decorated my one poster of him and performed a magic spell I found using google. He should be here any minute

In the trailer when creepy stalker dude gets transferred to her class I swore he was like an assistant teacher or something.

Nope.. Hard Pass.

I KNOW RIGHT.

Sarah Palin stay away from Tay or you'll have me and her scary armpit admirers to deal with.

pfft.. what? Like you don't even know. Whatever, I don't even..You are... (A few magazines and one Harry Styles body pillow and I'm marked for life)

not right now. But I'd be totally willing to sacrifice a friend's dignity for a good gif so I shall make one.

YES. My knowledge of animal names and gifs sucks.

Grandmas ARE super critical, why do you think that is?