Let’s all take off from work and make a huge bonfire in Clashtalk/Groupthink and just GROUP BINGE WATCH.

It’s okay if they like it, though, right? It sounds like a weirdly regressive and sex-segregated world, and not the kind of world I’d want to be a part of (although the money would be fun,) but I totally understand why some people would feel like hanging out with their kids and getting the house redecorated and going…

“Damn Bae you so little but you really be taken that pipe.”

Golden Girls the movie??? would watch

I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)

more than likely. she’s super careful about her public appearances, what she looks like, and who she is with. if she’s going to be seen, it’s all very controlled. no one is catching her in anything that she doesn’t want caught.

In 3 weeks, a normal person works 120 hours.

Totally agree...I feel like women are subtly discouraged from caring, or admitting that they care, about appearances. Like any old dude can say “my dream girl is hot and loves all the bands I like” and people will not their heads, but if a woman is like “my dream guy has great abs and supports my career” everyone is…

Fight that omnipresent male beauty industry, dadbods! Burn your bras! Take back the night!

Fat men aren’t fat, only fat women are fat.

Dad Bod expectations:

Right? How am I supposed to know if I have a cowlick under my hair that bounces it up two inches? What am I, a wizard? The only thing I know about my hair is that it’s brown.

“I mean I love my fans but fans, just because you think you love me does not give you the right to treat me this...oh shit, now I get it.”

This is so totally NOT what I read in Tiger Beat!

“Move over emojis, we can now text in Taylor Swift lyrics. Welcome to TayText.”