To them everything is a child, until they are born to an unwed mother. Then they are parasites leeching off the system.

ME: How about any style, ever?

how dare anyone not vote for swireen.

I screamed “Fuck you! I’m moving to France!”

NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit…

I know this makes me sound batshit, but in my mind, I have not now and will probably never accept that Zayn isn’t in 1D anymore.

We didn’t have a cake topper. At the time, it never occurred to me that such options were available. I was also way more focused on the “groom’s cake” (which was really the bride’s cake because my husband knew it was happening regardless) - which was, in true Steel Magnolias style, a red-velvet armadillo cake.

I got thirteen. I don’t know how to feel about that.

It just told me I'm 27. I'm really 45. I LOVE this website.

I’m considering downloading the app and lying through my teeth for a chance to swipe right on Hilary and talk to her about how excellent both her last album (Dignity) and A Cinderella Story were.

all of the above, and I have crooked fingers to top it off

mr hawking :’)

Dear Child,

Presumably there are also alternate universes where all 1D fanfic is true.

I’ll just let that sink in.

See, Japan actually likes foreigners. And especially those who show considerable interest in their culture and customs. Japan, at least in the large metropolitan areas most tourists are likely to stick around, are actually quite receptive to foreigners (sometimes a little too much, which creates a sort of…

eyebrow game is on point in this relationship

OMG her and Nicky would make my pants explode.