It has so much torque...and looks capable of flight...

Powerglide.

All credits for gif-making go to Raphael Orlove, wizard of the computers.

I know, this makes them seem so much more valuable than the MSRP. They really stand out, even against other cars with the same price tag.

HNNNGGG

It is fucking ugly. It makes the WRX STI look like a tastefully designed sleeper.

Am I crazy? Does nobody think this car, especially the rear, is incredibly hideous?

like so many vents

That's gross.

"Who is this fucking guy taking pictures of his Chevrolet outside our headquarters?"

This kind-of comes across as petty. Cadillac: The Richard Sherman of luxury cars.

G63 6x6 (Brabus too obviously), without a doubt.

Neutral: It's definitely resonating with me.

Haha, no, that was just my mockup of a Jalopnik article anno 1883...

plus you can fuck in them

I need this on a t-shirt. It will go great with the 'Ferari' t-shirt I'm about to order.

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