Honey, what are you even talking about?

It actually charges faster if you pour some water in the plastic bag to help lubricate the electricity. Make sure to spread it evenly with both hands for best results!

No better than anything with 4WD, good tires, and a winch. But they're the ones out there.

What's the point of Jalopnik without snark?

"vaguely similar"

(Pictured: The Audi Design Department)

I'll apply when I get home.

PAGING ARCHDUKE! I REPEAT!

Pictured: Jalopnik, 1885

I nominate Brt.

I used to make my intentions known driving my '97 Ford Aspire in heavy downtown traffic. It was pretty banged up, even for a Ford Aspire and the way I would take off at every light and stopsign and charge hard for any gap I made it clear I would give no quarter to my enemies fellow drivers.

How could anyone hate this guy? He seems swell!

Hi. I don't really feel like explaining Infiniti's naming scheme, but I'll do it anyway. Q is for cars and coupes, QX for crossovers and SUVs. The bigger the number, the more expensive the car. Simple.

No worries; laws don't apply to Jameis.

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."