Seeing your car roll away while drinking your pumpkin spice latte...Yeah it's that kind of thrill#theNewTLX

Just for that, Prescott will get one extra slap tonight.

yes exactly

Because Elon Musk was like:

They actually told me Volvo lost some people to Tesla.

I beg of thee, Sir Torchington, take it easy on Prescott. He does his best for you.

I see no promotion here...I see reporting the news. Not once has Jalopnik "challenged" anyone to partake in this. In fact, a year ago Raphael and I drove the same route at the speed limit to show how reckless Afroduck's run really was.

So, is this the safest car money can buy? Or is that still the Model S?

"Hopefully, this duck won't fly south for the winter."

Hahahahahaha.

Eagle Summit Wagon, early 90s. Found one on Craigslist for $2k. "Here's what it's like to own a minivan with meth in the glovebox."

That will be the Evo version: Ferrari FXXK IT, YOLO

So Ferrari has no more FXXKs to give?

but it has been tracked! Rod would want $1M off

"Wait, was it tracked? You're going to need to take $300,000 off for that."

Justin. Beiber.

Well the Challenger weights what, 28 tons? I'm not very surprised that the 270hp surplus in a 1995 Mercedes E-Class chassis didn't outperform a new Mustang GT to be honest.