It's subtle.

yeah, but your will will look like this

Thankfully, only sane people can afford Ford GTs.

Some people just want to watch the world burn...

Like a boss

Every email he sends is to the NSA

Phew. I was just about to wire money to the dealer, too.

Yes, this video is the reason why I don't want a Chinese knockoff Mini Cooper clone. There were no other reasons.

I am literally laughing. Not figuratively laughing.

should have stayed in it

Other backwards things about driving in Virginia:

The funny thing is if he was going 105 mph at the Georgetown Pike exit on 495 North, he had about 30 seconds until he would have been in Maryland, and home free.

Props on the dash cam advice, I have one in my truck and one in my 911. In this case it would have helped in nailing the guy but probably not documented how he got hit since it would have only (unless it was a double cam) recorded what was ahead of him and not behind.

DUDES WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING, STOP SPEEDING IN VIRGINIA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Okay, I'll can it then.

Just drop that Treet in some Plasti-dip before mounting and you've got a winner.

Dude this is literally the best thing I have read in a while. +1, you get a star, and also my appreciation.

Jason has just found the perfect way to feed the homeless, tie canned meats to your bumpers

Jason, were you ever dropped on your head?