You want to see rooster tails? Here you go:

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He sure prevented a lot of damage by grabbing the wheel after it stopped falling.

I'm not sure why he thought he could stop it from tumbling over...

Cheers to the irremediably stupid person on the left of the car that ran up to it while it was so precariously perched.

It's brand new? So you're saying its never been serviced? I'm gonna need 500k off."

"I'm going to need 50K off."

Really its not the most complicated thing. Dodge gave it a nicer interior and thats great. But the allure to the Viper was its batshit crazy HP. As crazy as its sounds 645hp isn't batshit anymore. If it had 800hp it would blow the doors of everything this side of the million dollar hyper cars.

Space Doge

Holy shit Dodge, how hard is this? You want to sell Vipers? Hire me.

lol at MaxiGuard

Gawker is the 3rd door on the right.

Oh come on now. She's adorable. She's fuzzy, and smaller than your pinky finger.

RUDE