Do not do a Google image search of "Porn clown" just to see wtf that might look like.

What part of S&M porn clown is confusing to you?

Not to be a bully, but does anyone else think this grown-ass man has a voice of a 14-year-old?

I bought my car from someone who had a side career as an S&M porn clown

When we first parked this car a little kid came sprinting over wearing an Automobili Lamborghini hat. He'd apparently freaked out and made his mum stop "to look at the hurricane" as they were driving by.

I dunno man, that all seems pretty legit.

Romney jokes never get old.

Whoa, I thought you were just being tongue-in-cheek about the whole used car bargain thing. The fact that this actually exists makes my head want to explode (which to be fair, is probably their target market).

Because depreciation doesn't exist.

...

Something something Virgin. Something something first time was a disaster.

The Saga Continues.

**cues music**

"Loop of Manhattan" sounds like it could be their first album.

"And so, the hunt is on for Adam Tang."

"Afroduck Guilty" sounds like some neo-EDM duo from Sweden or something

Ah, yes...the little-known 4.8 valve per cylinder engine.

Hahaha. It'll be a competition every week!!!