The Volvo V8 Supercar engine from this year. Carbon fiber velocity stacks? I think that's a winner in anyone's book.

Falconer V12

250 GTO or really any old Ferrari 12

You included a Ford Taurus and not the flying Bugatti from Elysium? Did this post come with a plaid shirt and a beard?

Not gonna lie, I think the XK is prettier.

Didn't have a lot of time so I just skimmed through it, about to spray WD40 all over my rotors now.

Makes you look like a genuine Porsche owner.

Yes, let's make sure the sun is right on my baldspot.

Needs this in the passenger window

No it just needs to be an animated movie.

Let me tell you what the DMC-12 is packing, Stainless Steel Body, Gull Wing Doors, PRV Engine mounted a midships, and two trunks to double your hauling capacity to 50 keys of Colombian bam bam.

I'm not saying it's dealers, but it's definitely

Are you new to Jalopnik? You must be, I'm Diesel, I commonly come up with humorous quips and jokes. In this case, that an awful movie had the best racing scene. Welcome to the club, I hope you enjoy your time. And, as always, don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders.

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Figured this would have made the list.

HURR DURR I HAVE MORE TORQUE DAN YU F1 KARS