Lotus is like when you have a glass of water on a picnic table and an ant crawls up over the rim and falls in and starts like flailing hoping it's gonna get out but you know it's not gonna get out so you just kind of forget it and get drunk then come back like 4 days later and realize you left the glass out this whole…

...Audi Allroad?

He also works nights, dancing.

plot twist:

np Bros Angeles

Ha, in all seriousness, you do great work. Keep it up dude bro.

Try being better, Justin.

no

I was bored with it the second time I saw one...but as long as it's totally unique in the market, I'm not sure it's possible to get bored with how different the driving experience is from everything else.

Dude, you know I’m a lover of big V8s and sports cars and loud exhausts, but have you ever driven a Model S? I never really thought they were “cool”, because the area I live/commute in became Tesla-saturated in about 3 days, but I have to admit that when you drive one, it makes you feel like you are driving the…

Here’s a few:

Crustacean Of The Deep

my teas gone cold I'm wondering whyyyyy I got out of bed at all

The GT-R was pretty bad. That thing did not like the repetitive neutral to first shifts. I felt like every minute in traffic was inching me closer to a transmission replacement.

Dang, you must have a nice living room! Does your living room smell of many leather-bound books and rich mahogany?

Compared to a Range Rover, how upscale is the interior?

lol cmon bruh

And yet you mentioned the QX80...?

Well okay there mister fancy pants.

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