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This is good Jalopnik. Should we start a commenter pool on the total paid out of warranty at the end? I say $15,499.

...wat

“and was founded by nazis :(“

You aren’t wrong, but I’d like to point out that with all the batteries under the floor, the Model X has a ridiculously low center of gravity. So does the Model S, which is why they handle surprisingly well.

-Daniel Tosh

cuz its rly gud

I'll wait until 2023 for the iCar 4wd S

It's pitted against the 911 because Jag sells zero F-Type Rs.

Dude...what?

Guafenisin is an expectorant, it shouldn’t make your grandma drive any slower than usual. Then again, she shouldn’t take six “shots” of it.

The phrasing on 3rd gear makes it sound like Tesla is trying to run over women. Just sayin.

Eh, chalk me up too.

Yeah I've heard about it but I've got no experience with it. Videos sound nice though.

Your caviar shouldn’t really have an “aroma”...

Turbos, man.

But my dude...the MP4-12C doesn't sound great. I test drove one and it's really underwhelming at anything less than WOT. A bunch of owners I've talked to agree.

Sorry, but no. Forced induction, direct injection, variable valves...all these advancements in engine tech also kill a lot of the noise we love. This is just the way we can have our cake and eat it too, it isn’t “sad”.

looks like he was playing my mixtape