Well, it wouldn’t be my first 911, so I think maybe they should care a tiny bit. Also, eat a dick.

I mean, I don’t really care because I don’t like the 991. I’m a 997.2 dude all the way (it will almost certainly be my next car). But hey, I’ll test drive it with you for sure.

Fact 1: 911 Turbos don’t sound good.

NOPE NO CANT HEAR YOU SORRY BYE THIS ISNT TRUE BYE

I really love it when I read an article and know immediately it was written by Torch. I don’t even check bylines anymore.

TLDR- because $wag

“Hate everyone.” -Jalopnik

my eyes are burning

Are you not both of these things?

6/10, too much protective gear and not holding tallboy cans of PBR while on the couch.

Torch...we’ve talked about this. That isn’t a time machine. It’s a blender, Jason.

Yes but does it have a ridiculous press release like the Exalt did??

Wow, it lifted that front end like it was absolutely nothing.

But did you find the secret key fob slot in the ‘15?

Man, I love that thing.

You drive a...Tesla?

***Youabian Puma

I mostly hate people based on whether or not they are For Sweden.

The tallest man in Germany? Are you 7 feet tall? Because I definitely know some ridiculously tall Germans...

You converted to 2015 dollars?