How many kids have you adopted?

Lady Gaga looks fucking stunning, but I kinda miss her wacky meat dress days. She could at least come in on a litter!

Yes, that is driving me nuts. Also, if they could make it slightly more obvious that the caption is for the picture above and not the picture below, that would be nice. Didn’t we learn two years ago at the Oscars that font and graphic design and placement matter? Yes, we learned that the hard way.

I love these posts and I look forward to them so much! I wish that the order of the pictures would match the order of the descriptions in the paragraphs because I am Out Of Touch and I don't always know who everyone is.

I’ve decided to lean in (ha) to my desire for spring by pretending it IS spring. Today I got a pedicure, a new bra and went to sephora for a hyaluronic acid facial spray and an oil cleanser. Then I went seed shopping. Its not 40 degrees here in KC and the rain and fog are intermittent, but I did it all in a tshirt and…

Christ what a phony

For a high iron vegetarian recipe, I’d suggest a spinach salad, with beets, tofu, and orange slices. Those first three ingredients are iron rich foods on their own, and orange slices (or any citrus fruit) should help with iron absorption. You should also be avoiding calcium (so no dairy , or calcium fortified milk…

Hi all!

~ Kender’s Pregnancy ~

Wanna make out? I’m only 5 stomach flus away from my goal weight. 

Just be like everybody who makes my life a misery on Superbowl Sunday and order pizza five minutes before kickoff, then throw a fit when I tell you delivery’s at an hour.

Unless we start sending bombs to those fake anti-choice clinics, these people need to gtfo.

You talk a lot about the physical aspects of age, but neglect anything about mental developmental.

If you see her at the next family funeral you should say, “when’s it going to be your turn?”  

I was friends with a woman that bought a house at the same time she found out she was pregnant. She had registered for an expensive set of knives, a microwave, other housewarming type gifts on her baby registry. As I was shopping at Target for a gift, I am internally screaming about how tacky this is. I show up to…

Okay, now I just want to know if the baby was healthy and if motherhood ended up suiting you? The people I’ve known who were reluctant but did it for a mate are split about 50/50 — some were surprised by over-the-top joy, others are like, “meh.”

So I’d say my first baby shower, or should I say my husbands baby shower, was a bit over the top.

She paid $233 WITH INSURANCE? I’m flabberghasted at how utterly FUCKED the system is at perceiving who is committing which crimes in this story!

I don’t think you could have a prouder moment than turning yourself in because you fraudulently obtained some medicine for a poor and sick child.