I don’t remember which number it was, maybe 33ish, but my husband asked what I wanted for my birthday and I said a food fight. So all the neighbors and friends came over with their favorite throwable food item and we had a table full of food, jello, pudding, spaghetti, pies, whipped cream, wet biscuits, mashed…

I work in a bank, in a drive-thru lane.

OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY PHOTOSHOPPED HIS HANDS TO LOOK BIGGER.

hey thank you! he ended up responding and said ‘sorry got slammed with work. i’ll keep you posted.’ i responded - ok in that case i think i’ll take other plans. we can reschedule. i basically said call me when you’re free to go out. you know i’m interested in getting to know you. kiss emoji. then texted other guy and…

Thank you!

I wouldn't tell him, I would just go on the other date. Realtor is being rude and doesn't get to date you tonight. Enjoy your other date. Maybe you'll even get on better than you do with Realtor. 

Try to remember that it wouldn’t have been great, specifically because he doesn’t have a spine. Someone who was going to let that be the end of your relationship would never have given you the life you deserve- you deserve someone who would defend you.

“In every American community there are varying shades of political opinion. One of the shadiest of these is the liberals. An outspoken group on many subjects, ten degrees to the left of center in good times, ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally.”

Demanding women be treated with dignity in the work place is not self-righteous, it’s not assassinating someone’s character, and it’s  not applying a purity test. It’s righting a wrong that should have been put to rest a long fucking time ago. And people like you who tear your garments any time a man you deem too…

Exactly what sort of content are you seeking on Jezebel if you consider posts that relate the experience of women, both as individuals and more broadly, to current events pointless?  Not only is this a totally worthwhile thing to write about, it’s squarely in the site’s wheelhouse.  

Have people completely fucking forgotten kindergarten? You do not get in someone’s personal space or touch them UNLESS THEY AGREE TO IT. This is especially true if you don’t know someone or are OH I DON’T KNOW, a powerful politician.

“...the larger culture that values a man’s perceived good intentions over a woman’s actual discomfort.” —This, yes!! A thousand times yes! This is what has us not react when someone comes in too close for an “affectionate” gesture. Or worse, when the gesture is not affectionate. We second guess ourselves, asking what…

Same.

He needs a haircut and a beard trim, but 10/10 I still would. 🤷🏻‍♀️

When I was about 6ish/ 7 ( I am an old) I was allowed to take my birthday money and go to the college record store to buy a record. The college kids kind of steered me to a record with a picture of Queen Elizabeth on the cover instead of the Little Red Hen, and I liked the tiara so I unknowingly bought a Sex Pistols…

I made my mom give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a dying hamster. This was the second hamster to die in a short period of time. Hamster number 1 escaped and was very likely murdered by a cat, so we were already traumatized. I was sobbing and she had to so something, so she laid a piece of cloth over this probably…

Also, Maryann should be more concerned about her church’s record of molestation.

Why the heck is someone’s mom writing for the student paper?  

But we don’t even know if Kim is real or just iOS.

I always thought a woman's mid-life crisis was when a woman realizes she does 90% of the housework and childcare and divorces her husband's who "never saw that coming."