I just got sample of the new Youth to the People Superberry Mask and it is divine. My skin feels so soft, and actually feels hydrated for the first time in like a month. Coincidentally, I ran out of my trusty Weleda Skinfood about a month ago...hmmmm....

that’s....amazing.

I was putting together a malm bed frame from Ikea when I took a Jezebel break, made my screen name, and realized I misspelled it too late. 

humboldt fog and castlevetranos are probably my two favorite things on this earth. 

OK, but let’s not lump cheese plate girl in with all these yahoos. It’s cheese, people CHEESE.

Cardi B and I seem like we have pretty different personalities, but I can say we swear about the same amount when talking about our motherfuckin’ president and his bitch ass government shutdown.

Yep. My shopping rule is basically that I can buy whatever I want, but only if I LOVE it.

I found both of them to be totally insufferable, and I really love how Kondo’s perfect, polite Japanese manners made them seem especially garish.

Yeah, I have donated some very nice clothes in my time. I figure selling it isn't worth it to me--I want it gone now, I don't want to have to do anything extra to get rid of it--and I always think how happy someone will be when they find my designer score at Goodwill!

This is what we came for!

Love these write ups, hate how the people aren’t labeled and the descriptions are out of order. 

Looks to me like he’s just wearing a lot of makeup. Like, a LOT.

Same.

So this is insulting in a lot of ways, but FYI many (most?) teachers are not education majors. They have BA degrees in the field in which they teach, and MA degrees in teaching.

For what it’s worth, my mom and a bunch of her friends really like the new version of weight watchers, and do find it much more focused on health rather than weight loss. They’re in their early 70's. They like the app. They find it that it guides them toward healthier choices, helps them get a handle on mindless…

Right? Like, very few people are 100% terrible all the time. I’ve known (disgustingly) two people who were arrested for child pornography during my ten years as a public school teacher, and they were both surface-level nice guys. One of them cut me in line for the copier once, but that’s literally the worst I could…

Such great points, thanks for responding.

That’s interesting, I hadn’t thought about it like that. I’m sure if I unpacked why I feel this way (beyond “he’s a smokin hottie”) this would to something I’m wanting from my real relationship, or myself, or something.

Totally! If I can control myself enough to keep it a fantasy, it’s probably fine, if a little distracting. And my rational brain knows it’s not worth acting on it. But my rational brain doesn't always win!

Thanks, it really is! And it’s just so ridiculous. Ugh.