I’m gray but whatever, please someone pull me out because I need help with a problem that feels very middle school. So, I have a VERY big crush on a colleague. It makes going to work really fun, but please allow me to explain all the ways in which this is terrible: I’m married (happily!), we’re trying to get pregnant, …

Oh, hooray for seeing her looking so strong and big and healthy! Sorry about the break up, but glad you and baby are doing so well :)

Bravo, lady! Bravo.

I’m white and I’ve only ever seen one Bollywood film and even I know Nick Jonas is the one marrying into fame in this relationship. Jesus.

As an educator, may I just say, what the fuck? Who are these people who work in education who don’t encourage kids and see their potential? The biggest job of anyone in education is to look beyond where kids are may be, and to see what they might become. Our entire purpose is to foster growth, and these educators…

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Conflicts of interest? You REALLY want to go there, man?

You definitely want pre approval from a bank.

Is there a children’s museum near you? Or within a reasonable drive? 

I hate that Armie Hammer is a babe even in that ridiculous turtleneck.

This is PERFECT

My best friend miscarried shortly after she got pregnant for the first time, and I thought her doctor’s message of “now we know for sure you can get pregnant” was a nice way to think about it. It took a little while, but within a year they were pregnant again with a healthy, wonderful baby who is now a healthy,…

Wait, WHAT?! I like Christian and Karlie a lot, and I can live without Heidi and Zac, but no Tim Gunn? I cannot abide this. 

I’m so happy about the possibility of Florida restoring voting rights. If it happens, I think I’ll feel almost like I did when gay marriage was legalized--heart swelling with joy because people managed to act in a just manner that truly reflects what I think of as American values. I’m really hopeful about this.

Exactly! In addition to just taking care of business during that time/not really paying attention, it would never even cross my mind to care whether or not a student stood for the pledge, let alone to care enough to lead to expulsion. That’s straight crazy. I can maaaaybe see a conversation, like, “hey, I noticed you…

Agreed. And god, who talks like that? Literally nobody. Terrible writing.

Exactly!

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Eh, she gets a bad rap. She’s funny!

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