I know. Someone tell them? You tell them, moron. It’s literally your job. Trade relations aren’t just established through the grapevine.

The petty route (I thought we as a nation decided to endorse locker room talk) would have been an easy zinger, but this was great. Loved it, love her.

Kill Samantha off. Offer Heidi Klum the role of Miranda. I mean, Cynthia Nixon has obviously moved on.

It makes so much sense. Samantha’s ten years older than all of them and has had cancer. Just kill her off! And as for the divorces...all of their relationships are openly terribly except for Charlotte’s, so. Yes. This plot is plausible.

My husband is tall and lanky and he absolutely loves lululemon shorts.

Yes, and we’re happily married now! My only tip is just to be honest with each other.

Oh man, I love these photos. They both are just radiating joy!

I can see why people are disappointed, it was really simple and that’s not everyone’s cup of tea. But there’s no way that dress didn’t fit her exactly as it was intended to.

I loved both the dresses! The first was so elegant. Perfect for the situation-I love that it read “understated, confident, and classy” rather than “princess fantasy.” The second dress, while equally beautiful, would not have been appropriate for the ceremony but was dynamite for the reception.

Yeah, water is a chemical, everything is a chemical. Obviously chemicals are not inherently bad because then literally everything on earth would be inherently bad. Made made or engineered chemicals are not inherently bad; even the biggest hippies among us are smart enough to admit that, I hope. But while many…

Yeah but even if a product doesn’t “clog pores,” it still might cause a reaction. Like, niacinimide doesn’t clog my pores but it sure as hell irritates my skin, which contributes to breakouts.

Based on yesterday’s post about the PLL spinoff I know my people are out there. I’m clinging to the idea that there’s a small chance that Troian Bellisario will be present at the royal wedding because she’s married to Patrick Adams. Dying to see Spencer Hastings spoil the whole thing with a text from A.

Shay Mitchell (Emily) just got by on being super beautiful. Troian Bellisario was really good until the last couple episodes when she played her own evil twin with a horrendous British accent. Also, on a show with a lot of lows, the series finale was the lowest.

OK I am absolutely here for this, but at the end of PLL, Alison and Emily were married and raising two children together. WHERE IS EMILY?

Oh, no. South Puget Sound is like, Olympia/Lacy/Tumwater. West Seattle is great, and I would love to able to afford a reasonable apartment or house there!

The numbers truly are shocking when compared to national statistics. Until my students started researching this seriously, I really had no idea how bad it was. Of course I’ve noticed the change—rising rents, seemingly more people on the streets, have stopped to help people who overdosed downtown twice in the last…

Sure, but the Seattle city council and Seattle mayor cannot impose a tax on all of King County, and the King County council wasn’t doing anything.

Finally placed my first Jordan Samuel order after stalking his website for months! Got the Etoile with Retinol and the After Show Cleanser. I’m excited to try them both, as I’ve been looking for a retinol that’s gentle but effective and am running low on a cleanser which is only so so.

I think of life phases as having different types of relationships. Some college friends will always be just that—college friends, a fond memory, not a lot more. But some are people with whom you’ve built a deep bond, and those will carry forward into new phases of life. The relationships will look different, but the…

Between the boring and the ugly, this is upwards of 90% terrible.