Greek hot mess! That’s exactly it. If I didn’t know the actual theme, I’d assume that was it.

Oh god, IBS has been ruling my life for the past two years. It sucks big time, because I love cooking and eating and this awful GI situation has had me kind of afraid to do either. I’ve found two things that have really helped me in recent months, though. First, the low fodmap diet was hard to maintain long term, but…

With you 100%. I’m not Rouge, but I have flash shipping and have literally never received my package in the amount of time I was supposed to, and almost never receive the samples I requested. The sales aren’t great, the rewards program isn’t either. Also, every Sephora I’ve been in lately has been really trashed. I’ve…

So much love to you—what you’re doing is so incredibly hard and you’re doing your best. Nobody can do better than that.

What the actual fuck.

I did not know Kate was pregnant. This is shaking me to my core.

I know! I was like, “oh, that’s so aweso...oh wait, no. That sucks.”

And even if it was a typical workplace, if people can bring their dogs to the office all the damn time, women should be able to occasionally breastfeed their children.

Um, your parents renting the basement suite is the opposite of what you’re asking of them. Say no. Firmly. Repeatedly.

I’m reading it for the second time right now. I love it! Next up: Touching the Void.

Oh, totally. I loved it! I just had to refrain from reading it in bed, because what those guys went through was legitimately terrifying. Also, on the cover of the book it says 16 people survived, but way more than that survived the initial crash, so as a reader, you know during the whole book that more deaths are…

I’m working on a quilt that seems really simple, but seam allowances are throwing me off more than I expected. I never work from patterns, I just piece together ideas from various pictures I’ve seen. I think I need some sort of seam allowance calculator. Any app recommendations?

I’ve been reading a lot of nonfiction adventure stuff lately. Alive, about the Uruguayan rugby team that crashed in the Andes in the 70's and had to eat the dead to stay alive, various Antarctic exploration diaries from the early 1900's, re-reading Into Thin Air. Alive is by far the most terrifying book I’ve ever…

First of all, good on this Corey guy for pretty much just staying out of it. Secondly, I, like Meghan Markle, have also passed off others dishes as my own, and am pleased to know that we have something in common.

If you’re interested in something with a tint, the IT Cosmetics CC Cream might work for you. It’s loaded with good stuff, has SPF 50, and covers really nicely.

It definitely helped.

You need to get a different realtor ASAP.

With you on water. I have a friend who pretty much only drinks La Croix because “water is boring”. What the actual fuck. (We all have that friend, probably).

I feel like The Ordinary was invented specifically to please the Reddit Skincare Addiction crowd. Science-y and cheap, with little attention to the finer points of formula.

Glossier is very, very light coverage. Like, pretty much nonexistent. I like the way it feels on my skin, though. I’m a fan of RMS Un Coverup, which blends really beautifully and is buildable. Cruelty free, recyclable packaging, organic, the works. The little pot lasts forever, but it is a bit pricey.