Exactly. Ham is by far the most inferior pork product.

YES. Thank you. A well-prepared turkey is second to none, the gravy is wonderful, the leftovers are fantastic and versatile, and it smells amazing all day while you cook it. Ham can claim none of those attributes. Also, ham smells weird/bad.

Oh I’m soooo sorry this was painful for you, John. Good lord.

Honestly, Colin Jost and Bobby Flay kind of look alike.

Kelly Rowland and Katheryn Hahn have the winning looks as far as I’m concerned.

Yep, that makes a lot of sense. You’re probably right that they’d leave Trump if they thought they could get away with it. With they had the minimal moral compass it would take to prompt such action.

Reason number 10 billion (I don’t know, I’ve lost count) why we need more women in office. We shouldn’t have to say “oh, but he’s a liberal molester who isn’t as bad as that conservative pedophile.” That shouldn’t be where we’re at.

They’re also in a tough spot re: Donald Trump, molester in chief who so many republicans have decided to support in their abiding love of party over country. If they call for Al Franken resign, where does that leave them?

Of all the offensive, backhanded bullshit in this tax bill, this one irks me the most. Graduate students are basically indentured servants already.

I got Sunday Riley Good Genes, and damn, it is amazing. Fades old acne marks like nothing else. I also got the Bite Beauty agave lip balm, but that one hasn’t shipped yet. Excited to try it!

Sephora Flash has literally never gotten an order to my doorstep in two business days. I think the shortest was four days, and the longest was like 11. I sent a complaint on that one, and they were like, “it’s because you ordered it late in the day” and I was like, “cool, add one day to the shipping time, I totally…

Same exact story here!

I’m making a fennel and apple salad to lighten up the meal. (Recipe is in the NYTimes cooking section, which is fantastic, by the way.) I’ll also do the mashed potatoes, because I love them with my whole heart, but basically I’ll just spend the day cooking with my mom, doing whatever needs doing, and enjoying it…

Great idea! Do you have a favorite recipe?

Haha, this is me except with mashed potatoes. Every year: “We have 12 people coming, so we need about 30 potatoes. That sound right to everyone? No? You guys are weird.”

How on earth is that a valid source for this specific incident?

How on earth is that a valid source for this specific incident?

Dirt bag indeed.

It’s literally so simple. They were AT WORK. That behavior is grossly inappropriate AT WORK.

That mascara is the bomb. I think maybe you recommended it to me like two years ago and I have yet to find anything better. Thank you!