One more: Weleda Skin Food. In a nice contrast to my Sunday Riley post, I am happy to say that Weleda is so cheap, and so effective. I use it feet to face when I really dry out in the winter.

Perfect timing for the Sephora VIB sale! My holy grail product is Sunday Riley Good Genes. I’s so expensive, but I’ve never found a move effective product. It evens my skin tone, makes me look luminous, heals acne quicker, lightens dark spots, plumps everything up. It’s amazing.

I always shower at night because I will do literally anything so I can sleep longer in the morning. It’s especially nice on Sundays, though, when I’ve washed my sheets and they’re all clean and I’m all clean. Mmmmmm.

I’m pumped for a second season of Big Little Lies. If it’s only half as good as the first season, which seems likely, it will still be pretty fun to watch.

Ah, that makes sense. What a bunch of bullshit—these companies obviously only make money getting other people to sign up as sellers and be a part of their downline. Potayto / potahto.

Serious question: does anybody know why all these MLM companies can claim they aren’t pyramid schemes? I just don’t get it. Their business models are the literal definition of pyramid schemes, which are illegal. How can these companies legally exist? What insane loophole are they using?

Teacher here. I’ve had both a Chardonnay and a Sauvignon in class.

What the FUCK

Well, that makes me feel really good about my chances for getting a small business loan. My business idea is actually legitimate!

I know one person who does Beach Body that just openly asks friends for their social security numbers and opens fake accounts. Honestly, I’m kind of OK with it. She’s like, “let’s not pretend this isn’t a con. I can make some money if you help me out here. You literally don’t have to do anything.”

Fun! I commend you for working out twice a week, though. I’m struggling to get it in at all. I come home and just crash, and now daylight savings is ending so it will be even worse. I’ve got to snap out of it.

Have you tried using AHA products (glycolic or lactic acid) instead of salicylic? That worked much, much better for me. Salicylic was just too drying, and it wasn’t truly exfoliating my skin. Now I don’t break out nearly as much, and my skin is much less dry.

Essence Make Me Brow is a great dupe, and it costs like 3 dollars!

YAY beauty thread! I got a sample of the new Glossier fragrance and can I just say BARF. That shit smells DISGUSTING to me. I’m kind of relieved. I usually want to hate their products but then fall prey to their ingenious marketing and then end up actually loving the products as well, but this stuff—oy. The only scent…

Flash is totally worth it. It pays for itself in one or two orders. I will say that I don’t find flash to be all that fast—I’ve had it take a week and a half to get items when it is supposed to be two day shipping, but even so, it pays for itself if I order more than once a year.

I once found myself on a free Disney cruise, and let me tell you, that place is a parents fucking PARADISE. You could drop your kids off when you embark on a Friday and not see them until you’re back at home port. As for my own feelings on the cruise, I kept cycling through a few different thoughts. 1. I wouldn’t pay…

I was just thinking about this. You know how presidents usually age a lot over the course of their term? I think in the case of Trump, he won’t age a day because he doesn’t give a shit about what happens to our country, but the American people are all going to look 20 years older by 2019 or so.

A grown member of the first family tags his instagram post with hashtag shopping. Kill me.

YES EXACTLY

Wise.