In the spirit of Doge:
In the spirit of Doge:
LITERAL BEST MOM
"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.
This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.
I feel like I have whatever the opposite of ASMR is, because this puts me ON EDGE. When I hear shit like this it is insta-rage. I can't get away from these nosies fast enough, and also, if I see someone doing something that I know is making that noise, I can not even look at them because I am just imagining the sound.
Maybe a lot of them went to Hollywood as aspiring actors, and just started the bodyguard thing as a side job.
Put these breadsticks inside of you until you can't do that thing anymore.
super jizzy-looking
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It is absurdly like Love Actually. Life really does imitate art, eh?
Isn't she adorable? I thought she'd be some seductive, dark-eyed, pouty-lipped sexpot, but she's, like, your friend from Minnesota who makes a really nice chicken hotdish and volunteers at the Humane Society on her weekends off. It's so confusing.
Let's not pathologize him. I haven't seen any evidence that he was mentally ill. Framing everyone who kills or assaults women as psychotic obscures the fact that the majority of abusers and rapists are mentally sound complete dickweasels.
what does a protective order really do? Would it have stopped the guy from going to Nordstrom and shooting her? I really don't think it would have prevented this psychopath from killing this poor woman.
When I read this line:
Yeah, it's kind of weird. Don't know why she didn't just bite his dick off.