Are we ignoring the fact that a kid was abused to death right under their noses? This isn't just an "oh well, that sort of thing can't be predicted or prevented" situation.

Because she put her children's lives at risk in a very real way? Because putting children's lives at risk is a crime?

Does it have tomatoes? Or Cheese? It has MSG.

No, that is the bottom of the barrel street food. I'm sure a "traditional" hot dog looks pretty sketch, but I don't suggest eating that, either.

>nasal and harsh

>well trained "belter" style broadway star

Pick one.

That looks disgusting. I think I had better pizza at Chuck E. Cheese.

>us

>they

>Monolithic generalizations everywhere
*sigh*

Dear god, ugh.

>Fat person goes on about how they like revealing clothing
YOU GO GIRL NO BODY SHAME
>fit person does the same
BURN THE WITCH

You obviously haven't seen the fearful chubbies that flock to the free pizza at PF.

Kitty Genovese comes to mind.

What a delightfully convenient (for you) solution.

You don't. If you want an entire menagerie of highly educated people oncall to help if you need it, however, you do.

You just have to see it for the grim farce it is and laugh of the absurdity of it. That's all you can do.

I want a Backstreet Boys style dance break with the wedding party to "everybody (backstreets back) at my big, fancy wedding. Me and my girl are working on the dance moves. I feel like my friends are going to fail utterly, though. Thankfully it's some time in the future.

The point in this was perhaps, the chances that you were misreading the situation, versus 100 some people misreading it and all reaching the exact same conclusion, was improbable.

I'm totally a dude, brochacho.

...and I'm fully aware of the legal rights surrounding marriage. Looking into it soon, myself.