Sixers should have passed it to Aleksander Belov on the 2nd try.

On the first play in that tweet, the Suns do another near-synchronous fast break! I bet if Tyson Chandler was on the court for the Lakers, he would have added to the lockstep. Original:

I’m not out here trying to defend Ja Rule for anything, but this line:

Sadly, I suspect that the most educated group of non-Natives on what life is like on a reservation might be fans of the show Longmire. The natural political allies of Native Americans live far away from them.

“Dios mio! El Ministro es un Padre!” — San Diego

“Yu can’t handle The Truth!” — Mark Wahlberg, wearing a Pierce jersey and beating up an Asian guy

Marriage.

Imagine fucking Kevin Durant and Jack Dorsey sitting around like a bunch of fucking assholes, pretending they have anything in common, other than wealth and a bottomless desire to be “cool.”

Hallie, you’re a true heroine for this. And this kind of article is the Number One reason I read Deadspin over any other sport site - you all actually care about shedding light on these sorts of issues. This feminist thanks you, all of you.

10/10 going to use that in future pieces. Thanks.

Even on the Are course yesterday, not known as one of the steepest downhills, the racers went from 0 to 100 kph (62 mph) within moments. Hitting 130 kph (80 mph) isn’t uncommon.

I wish I could properly express my gratitude for all the love and support I got from friends and family and colleagues and many of you over the past couple of months, but I don’t know if I have the ability to do so. I haven’t even fully processed all of that love yet, and I may never finish

How dare he carry things conveniently upon his back. 

KARLS, ranked

Whereas a rando homer signing up for a burner account just to make it clear to everyone that he’s completely missed the joke is extremely original and cool.

Admit it! You’re doing this to remind us you still exist because Feinberg’s Funbag was the shit.

Simpsons memes?

Nothing but respect for MY President. 

that’s not how math works.